A message from Tyler "Boy" Martin

reminder

east 4 west 1

backdowns

The only guy that backed out of this years event is from the west..to bad you don't get any points for that.Whats his name again oh ya the no show pony...losers we are ace you guys are not... losers..anonymous

your captain is old..anonymous

Snake is a loser..Anonymous

crunch time

The east is the beast the west is second best Mancub does his best impression of chris angel by shooting shit straight out of his mouth what a trick knock knock.I could pick up 5 homeless guys and still battle this ratpack of cartdrivin stroke givin sons of bitches.At least they walk and wont be whining about sore feet.This year will be a cakewalk for the east...Anonymous

This reporter caught up with Auto, or at least what used to be Auto, in the commissary at the West Montreal Insane Asylum.
JP - Auto, what the heck is happening, you look like hell, why are you in here?
Auto - NNNMNNHGTMTHTHTPPPPTHU.
JP - I see, well, aaahhhh, are you ok?
Auto - NNNNMHJTVDRJBB PPPOI:HKHUH.
JP - Wow, you are messed up, has that so -called former captain been in to see you and offer his help?
Auto - VNMMGJHMJYJHMUKJUJ nope!
JP - Figures, male porn has sunk the claws deep. What's next Auto, is the Eastern Contingency going to be able to go?
Auto - EEEEP OOOOOPP EEEEEEEEP - HELLO - BNDGHRHFDB
JP - I'm taking that as a yes, troubled times are here my friends, troubled times.
I need to talk to his Doctors and find out the skinny, that is all for now.
Jean Pare