There will be a new member inducted into the C.A.O.S.B.S.

Presidental Alert

Tray Year

Well my friends 2011 has fast approached.It is offically a tray year.Kreskin was reached for his prediction of this years festivaties.All he would say was what ryhmes with beast.Then he said what ryhmes with geese.Then he said what rhymes with feast.Then he said what rhymes with blue.I said what.He said fuck you and hung up the phone.

All quiet on the Heroin Front.

First of all, I would like to extend my warmest thank you to our Eastern Bretheren for their hospitality and companionship.(not in that way you idiots).
Waaaaaay to much fun.
Arrived home on Sunday, didn't even start to feel good until Thursday.
Heard through the grape vine that Ry-Guy had the sweats for a couple of nites upon arrival, he was not alone.
The Golf was great, but the whole deal was what made the difference for me.
Cannot put it into words, so I won't.
The West has won the Ride-Her-Tray, we washed the cig butts out of it and drank booze from it, it was awesome, and the East was heartbroken.
C-Dawg, our fearless leader, won the purple blazer, without much opposition, Snake was busy hitting other peoples golf balls instead.
Start saving your sheckles my Eastern Bretheren, a change of scenery could be in the wind for 2011.
Every once in a while, think back to the faces, and the laughs that were enjoyed by us at each others expense.
No better therapy is available at any price.
Have a cozy winter, work on your putting & flexability, and get out there and do some shit, life's short.

ty guy may lose tour card

After reviewing the foul mouth rhetoric being flung at the east from a wannabe upstart from the west.President Kim Jon Jim has ordered an emergency meeting with the board.There will be only one issue on the agenda.The issue...Should Ty Guy have his tour privileges terminated...

yours truly
Kim Jon Jim

the president

A message from the president

Good day solid ballstrikers. Wishing you a safe journey and good luck in the upcoming rideher tray.

Kim Jon Jim

Outpouring of support

Ahhhh yes ,the Christmas liquor, Thanks T-Boy, We bring it home for you on a stick!!
Sounds like Mr. Anonymous is nervous, jumpy, can't think of anything better to say, sort of like Mantastic with that gerbil stuck in his backside squirming on the chair garbling gibberish.
5 Sleeps.