Rookies Tour with Captain

In an unprecedented Jan event, two Rideher Tray rookies are making their way to Primm Nevada with the Captain for a three day event. Al Pasutto, 18 time major winner, all time Ride her tray - co-point total holder - along with Jim Auto, Birdie King,  Fitzgerald, past Purple Blazer Champion and champion for all causes to small for big business to care about - will carefully critique the play of Gary Smit-co Smith and Terry Uncle Cuervo Robinson. "I'll be keeping a close eye on how they handle adversity, for instance how they handle themselves on the course after 2 hours sleep. As we all know especially you guys in the media, THIS tour is about so much more than wearing someones logo and showin up when you feel like it." "I'm sure they'll both be fine I mean Smit-co (the best player to play 6 or less rounds a year since the Man Cub broke onto the scene) played all 6 of his rounds with me last year and U.C. played 30 of 32, I mean seriously these guys have had to deal with some pressure!!" "Listen boys come see us tomorrow after round one - we'll be lapping some brown mexican joy juice, eatin hot dogs and trying to scrape the mustard of U.C's chest"