Ping Mowgow of the Beijing Binocular caught up with the "Worm", aka Snake, Shakira, Noob, Scum as he was finishing skimming his Piranha pond with the skin that surrounds testicular grandeur.
PM - Snake, I mean Worm, isn't that skimming device dangerous?
S - Sticks & stones mutha f#cka, sticks & stones. No it is not Dangerous, it is very stimulating, they have tiny little tongues and are very gentile.
PM - What is with the mud sringing out of the East?
S - Well I suppose it has something to do with one of their members being a hemale porn star, but is that what you really wanted to ask me?
PM - ARRR no, Solly, me axe better quessstion now. Do you think the age of the Wlestern Contingency will have an effec on the outcrome?
S - No, of course not, our age & beauty, remember, even the Easty Beasties said that I was THE PRETTIEST BOY, will most likely give us the advantage, we are like 14 year old Rosenborg, blue & stinky.
PM - I seee, What about foding like a cheap rawn chair, down the stleach?
S - Hmmmm, that is a possibility for everyone on tour I guess, after all it is a grind out there. But I think that it will come down to the team that is "Captained" the best, yep that's it, the best Captained team will win BOTH the "Ride Her Tray" & the "Purple Blazer".
PM - Wrow, intlesting cromment Worm, how do you tink Your Captain will lespond to this?
S - The same way any outstanding Captain would, get down to work, hone his team into a grinding machine and make it happen, that's why he gets paid the big bucks.
PM - You so smart, I go now.
S - Good
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