HOELESS LAYS BOOTS TO THE BEACH CHAIR.
The Eastern contingency of the C.A.O.S.B.S. Held there first Major Championship of the 2007 season.Held at The Marshes on the western tip of Canada's capital it was a muggy overcast day.Les(The Ninja,Shoeless,His courtship.His course darkness,The Package.Captain Fantastic,The Show Pony)Yagaleshik added another major championship to an already over burdened trophy rack.”Comes with the territory when your this good “the often not unspoken show pony say's.”After all my successes the thing that still surprises me the most is how incredible handsome I am but if victory must have a face it might as well be beautiful.”It came down to the 18th hole with Drano already out of the competition bleeding perfucly from both feet,it was a tete du tete with His course darkness taking on the Breastfeeding Godzilla.As most Major Championships out of the east do this one played out like a close Mr. Olympia contest.it all came down to the back.With Shoeless in trouble theB.G.thought this might be a good time to pull off one of the many impressions he likes to do with the golf gods watching he went and did his best impersonation of a beach chair and folded at the end of the day.
HUGH G. DIVOTT
OTTAWA CITIZEN
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