a look back

TRAIN WRECK - ONE SURVIVOR

The day started like any other day. Then it happened – Major time again!
The combatants – The Snake, The Man Cub, El Capitan, and G.W.A.R.F (Going weak and Right Forever)
The Mash and Bash was held at The Swamp and with the recent changes a perfect venue for such a prestigious event.
With the Man Cub, GWARF and EL Capitan bending each other over and doing each other till they were ankle deep in their own feces and blood.
The Snake, He-Shakira, Mr. Plisken and all his derrière magnificence coasted to victory.
“I really thought it was going to be a little more challenging.” Said Plisken, when asked to comment.
“I’m not like some other guys on this tour. I like to give honest responses to reasonable questions”
“Did I think it was going to be a grind…Ya. Did I think I was going to win…ya. Did I think someone was going to step up ….Ya…ME”
An impressive 79 was the winning score – the Captain was still in it after the front nine and had this to say. “Well I expected a battle
But when you’re still counting GWARF’s shots with him – after he hit’s the ball, after the hole, on the next tee-box and half way down the next fairway. I think
Keeping it under 100 was a feat in it-self.”
The Man Cub refused comment maintaining his feud with the media and certain members of affiliated Associations.
Snake when asked for a final comment had these parting words. “I wonder how GWARF – or as he’s known by his Indian name – Two Girls Slapping –
Feels about my ass now that his is bleeding like a leaky faucet?”

Till we meet again
Keep it in your right hand.

Golf Secret Chief Correspondent

Sandy Sayves