WHERE IS DRANO?
Just recently word got out that one Jim Fitzgerald.(DRANO) was lost in action,not true golf fans. He had bunkered himself away at a yoga meditation retreat high in the swiss alps.Also in attendance was Cher,the Dali Lama,the bass player from RATT,the lead singer from WARRANT,2 DOBBIE BROTHERS,and the guy who invented Bounty the quicker picker Tupperware asked what he was doing there his reply was “just working on my putting”He also mentioned that he had just got word of a rumbling from the west about the captaincy of the Eastern contingency.”Let me go on the record today Les Shoe less,His course darkness,Lord of the links,Captain Fantastic,Yagaleshik,was is and shall remain our Captain until he himself decides it is time to step down.How can you question someone that has lead his team to a commanding lead in the ride her tray competition if things go as the Captain has planned the doubt sayers will have about a decade to figure out what went wrong,because if the west falls this year that is how long it will take that pack of cowboys to catch up.”
Three Putt
Native American's Leading Golf Correspondent
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