THE SIT DOWN
Recently Jack Travis from the golf channel headed out east to have a close personal conversation with Jim AUTO Fitzgerald. There was one stipulation; he did not want to sit down with the President of the C.A.O.S.B.S. or the Captain of the E.C.O.S.B.S.but with the player to get a true insight of his opinion.
J.T. How are you Auto?
Auto.What up J.T.
J.T. Recently there has been a lot of mud slinging coming from both sides of the country,what gives?
Auto Look When a bear hibernates for the long cold winter the last thing he does is ram his bung hole full of mud and straw.When we won our fist rideher tray which we have retained for a decade due to some very solid ball striking the rideher tray was so full of mud and straw I had to have that trophy steam cleaned with a power hose for a week straight.Listen I know the PUPPET CAPTAIN from out west holds that trophy close to his heart and I am guessing the closest he could get it was by jamming golf’s glory up his back side for the better part of a year,or maybe he just mistook mantle for asshole…
J.T. Puppet Captain from out west?
Auto Don’t f**king insult me.
J.T. Can you elaborate?
Auto What’s with the big f**king words.
J.T. Can you explain?
Auto Listen the Man Cub has been running that show ever since he stumbled on tour,he plays when he wants with who he wants whenever he wants shows up late for majors goes a whole calendar year without playing an event.Look the only thing I know for sure about this guy is that he still believes in Santa Claus and I only say this because ever since I have meet this guy he has had the Christmas liquor on his breath.
J.T. Wow.
J.T. I would like to get your opinion on the rest of the players from out west.
Auto Fire away.
J.T. Snake..
Auto Wanna be upstart..
J.T. T Rex
Auto Wanna beest upstart.
J.T. Smitco
Auto Wanna beester upstart.
J.T. The Show pony.
Auto Don’t you mean the Easter Bunny?
J.T. .Explain..
Auto No..
J.T. Auto,thanks for your time.
Auto No problem J.T.,say hi to your wife and my kids.
J.T. What?
Auto.F**k Off..
Recently Jack Travis from the golf channel headed out east to have a close personal conversation with Jim AUTO Fitzgerald. There was one stipulation; he did not want to sit down with the President of the C.A.O.S.B.S. or the Captain of the E.C.O.S.B.S.but with the player to get a true insight of his opinion.
J.T. How are you Auto?
Auto.What up J.T.
J.T. Recently there has been a lot of mud slinging coming from both sides of the country,what gives?
Auto Look When a bear hibernates for the long cold winter the last thing he does is ram his bung hole full of mud and straw.When we won our fist rideher tray which we have retained for a decade due to some very solid ball striking the rideher tray was so full of mud and straw I had to have that trophy steam cleaned with a power hose for a week straight.Listen I know the PUPPET CAPTAIN from out west holds that trophy close to his heart and I am guessing the closest he could get it was by jamming golf’s glory up his back side for the better part of a year,or maybe he just mistook mantle for asshole…
J.T. Puppet Captain from out west?
Auto Don’t f**king insult me.
J.T. Can you elaborate?
Auto What’s with the big f**king words.
J.T. Can you explain?
Auto Listen the Man Cub has been running that show ever since he stumbled on tour,he plays when he wants with who he wants whenever he wants shows up late for majors goes a whole calendar year without playing an event.Look the only thing I know for sure about this guy is that he still believes in Santa Claus and I only say this because ever since I have meet this guy he has had the Christmas liquor on his breath.
J.T. Wow.
J.T. I would like to get your opinion on the rest of the players from out west.
Auto Fire away.
J.T. Snake..
Auto Wanna be upstart..
J.T. T Rex
Auto Wanna beest upstart.
J.T. Smitco
Auto Wanna beester upstart.
J.T. The Show pony.
Auto Don’t you mean the Easter Bunny?
J.T. .Explain..
Auto No..
J.T. Auto,thanks for your time.
Auto No problem J.T.,say hi to your wife and my kids.
J.T. What?
Auto.F**k Off..
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. ~ Abraham Lincoln
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