MAN CUB GROWLS SEPT 9, 2009

This reporter caught up with the infamous Man-Cub for candid interview about the up coming Ride-Her Tray, the CASBS, his game and the state of the tour in the East. Nothing he had to say will surprise you........ or will it!!!!


Mark Cleat: So Cub what's on your mind?
Man-Cub: That's Mr. Cub to you...... Haha just havin some fun with ya!
MC: What are your feelings on the Tray, the team and your chances?
MC: Well the Tray is a wonderful device for exterminating Joy Sticks, drinking Everclear outta and of course holding above your head while others hang theirs!!!
MC: You are definatly one funny S.O.B. So about your chances and the team?
MC: Well it's a different story now that a squad has to get more points. 4 points was one thing they'll have their work cut out to get 6. We made some nice additions this year with the Excavator and U.C. So ya our chances are fuckin good...... ENOUGH of this SHIT I've been trying to keep it under wraps..... being all nicey nice listening to your fucking lame questions. Now her's how I see it.....
MC: Ya go man...
MC: Shut the fuck up and LISSSSTTTEEEENNNNNN!!!! They are in serious trouble shit they got guys cancelling - PULLING OUT - of the Ride-Her Tray one week out!!!! What's that!?? Then their Captain is calling guys to put them on alert! What kind of a tour are they running out there? Can just anybody play? Shit first they get a WESTERNER who hasn't qualified for our Tour to play and now Auto's getting the Ninja to run ads in Man on Man magazines to try and find guys!!!
MC: So you think its.....
MC: Move away from me son your botherin me....... Maybe we should put the word out for them - see if we can't find them some homeles guys lookin to make a name. I'm sure if they started out now they could make it for the third group on Monday!!!! I grow fatigued!!!! This is OVER!!
MC: WOW another Spectacular, candid, no holds barred interview with one of the games greats!

Mark Cleat
For The Love of Golf