captain steps down

CAPTAIN STEPS DOWN

Ten years two months eight days six hours fourteen minutes ago a legend was born. The Captain of the Q.A.O.S.B.S. which is governed under the jurisdiction of the E.A.O.S.B.S. which is under the umbrella of the C.A.O.S.B.S. one Les his course darkness, shoeless, pharanah, Mr. Leadership Yagilashek hands in his resignation as Captain of the E.A.O.S.B.S. stating reasons of both personal and proffesional. Know for his unpopularity with the press his stalwart fortitude on and off the course will be surely missed.
His record speaks for itself 4 and 1 as captain of the E.A.O.S.B.S in Rideher tray competition two purple blazers twenty seven major championships a boatload of regular tour events the only player to win a grand slam in the same calendar year since Bobby Jones. The Bulls had Jordan, the oilers had Gretzky, India had Ghandi, Christianity had Jesus, the Muslims had Mohammad and the Jews had a golden cow, he will be missed.
Tiger Woods was reached for comment and he said ‘the only two things I fear in golf are greasy six footers straight downhill and the Captain.”Les The Captain Yagilashek has anointed one Jim Auto Fitzgerald, as Captain of the prestige’s E.A.O.S.B.S as well as the Q.A.O.S.B.S. Auto could not be reached for a comment, as he was busy with an emergency meeting being held by the C.A.O.S.B.S.