one on one

One on One

The only the one the only Les, Mantastic, The Ninja,His Course Darkness Shoeless,was scheduled to sit down with The inclusive Jack Travis who’s fame resides through the golf channel. His course darkness was quoted as saying F..k the media I will sit down with a paper guy but F..k the media..Chip Duff a writer out of Chicago was quick to respond.

C.D. Shoeless welcome to the new year,great year last year out there Ninja.You look BUFFED,been working out?

H.C.D. Always am.

C.D. Who is the only player to win all four majors as well as best male on male and male on female… Porn role mode of the year award all in the same calendar year?

T.N. Is your wife’s breast still big?

C.D. First player ever…inducted to the hall of fame Congratulations.

S. Thanx..

C.D. Regarded as the best player to ever play on tour…

T.N. Thanks.

C.D. What’s your record?

H.C.D. The best.

C.D. Thanxs.

C.D. Recently a couple of Western upstarts questioned your captaincy, which you have held so proudly over the last decade…

You must be talking about the worm…

C.D. I think his tag starts with an S…

O.K. Oh you mean Slug…

C.D. No….

C.D. He goes by Snake…

T.N. SNAKE does this guy table dance….

C.B. How grizzled is the Western Contingence not including the captain?

Listen I have a pair of White 1979 ladies issue pink lace see through panties that I won in the adult film Category for male on shemale or hemale there was some controversy. That have never seen a pair of balls…Look, these panties have more balls than worm and his little pack of who’s your buddy upstarts. I’m not talking about the captain but I ‘m talking to everyone else…That includes you MAN CUB. It’s easy to ride on coattails The Captain tagged you the backpack. Listen my record, as captain is 4 and 1 I think that speaks for itself.

C.B. What could we expect if you went Mano a Mano with Man cub this year?

M. Look I’d bitchslap him like I did his brother,I’m not questioning his captaincy but ya whatever…

C.B.
Will the Captain ever make it to the Hall of Fame?

H.C.D. Listen the closest he will get to the hall of fame is if his wife or me ask him to play snuggle bunny, but this doesn’t mean that I question his Captaincy.

C.B. Is there anybody in history that maybe reminds you of your self…

Long pause..

Mantastic. Ya maybe Jesus…