India once again

I was travelling to find the shite hole of a dwelling in that god forsaken little dump "Snake" calls home. I'm sitting in a traffic jam in the pit of New Delhi when I look down this side street and who do I see?

That's right, the "Worm".

Out of the taxi I fly, down the street to ask some questions that need answering, and can only be answered by one man.

IL - Snake, what are you doing in the middle of this hell hole, why are you not at your own hell hole at Rubthebumalongdong?

S - Hi to you too Ishanka, you ungrateful parasite. I had to come here to have my goat circumcised, Delblaid here is the best goat trimmer on the continent.

IL - Why would you have your goat circumcised?

S - To much skin, it gets in the way.

IL - Ugggghhhh.

S - What are you after you dufus?

IL - There have been some developments in the CAOSBS I thought you should be aware of and would like to comment on.

S - Really, like what.

IL - There was an interview with the Ninja, something about being the best on tour, the best "Man", his 4 -1 record as Captain in Ride Her Tray Competition, they have a great team this year, Any comment?

S - Ya, I saw that interview, well, his record is 4 -1, that is true, but a very large % of his wins came against Jeev Milka Singh"s illegitimate brother "GWARF" and the "Peltmaster" whose DIVOTS flew farther than his golfing balls. things will be a little tougher this year, lets see how he fairs. Best on tour? that is for the fans to judge, like in a poll or something. Best "man"? I'm not sure, I've never been with a man before so it's hard to say on that one, I think you would have to have been with a man before you could say that you were the best "Man". As far as the team thing goes, they are strong, but the Prizes are not won on paper they are won on the golfing courses, thus the reason we play.

IL - What abou...

S - And what was with the squirming in the seat during that interview, did he still have a gerbil lodged in his rectum from the last movie he made, or was that the tell tale signs of someone not quite comfortable with the spew that was coming from his mouthage.

IL - I see, what about your leader and his comment about your Bloghogging?

S - I'm not the bloghogger, I'm the "Worm" I think he must be visiting the Hutterite Colony again, it's not that far away, I better Contact the "Ministress", things will only get worse if he has to many visits.

IL - What goes on at a Hutterite Colony?

S - See this side street?

IL - Ya

S - Multiply it by 1000

IL - So it's bad then?

S - It's better than bad, it's good. Listen Delblaid is finished, so I must return home with thine Goatage and commence the healing process.

IL - What pray tell would that consist of?

S - Well, you know what a dog does when he cuts his foot right?

IL - Ya.

S - Same thing, but My goat cannot reach there anymore after the skydiving accident so I must help. Later and thanks Ishanka, I always enjoy your annoying little presence.