Sex, Pork and Bait

As the weather takes a turn out west so does the CASBS. Recent comments made by the self dubbed  Mantastic, Auto and his lackey Snake or shall we say Blog Hog and his dog Worm. Have got the attention of Al C-Dawg Pasutto. The Captain is upset and he's not gonna take it anymore. 

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with "THE" Captain to hear his take on the latest babble and sit in awe as he put his twisted, humorous, poigniante, serious, reflective, obtuse, kind, loving, descriptive, introspective, self-indulgent, generous yet brief spin on things.

DWS - Hey Captain how are things

Capt - Not bad, not bad my good man!

DWS - Wow you're in a good mood

Capt - Why shouldn't I be  I just saw that movie that Mantastic made. You know the one he won best man on man for. Holy shit man he wasn't  kidding!!!!!

DWS - Huh

Capt - Here I'll put the video in..........Well I thought I new the guy. I think there are a few more reasons than the "media hate" for his recent resignation. 

DWS - Do you wanna elaborate?

Capt - Well I think it will be easier for him and his new "alternative " life style if he's not in the lime light. Besides Auto will be able to take the defeat a little easier.  

DWS - WOW

Capt - Ya I know - I mean OK he likes guys but Shit man that guy has it going ON!!!!!

DWS - So....ah... WHAT THE...... um about Auto..... HOLY FU........

Capt - Well I have to give the guy some credit. He's got big shoulders this is by far the best the West has ever offered and he took the captaincy without a hesitation. But I mean seriously does this guy wanna be the next Bill Gates or what?

DWS - Explai.....JESUS DID YOU SEE THAT?

Capt- Ya i told ya "Not proud just lucky!!!" Anyway  how can I say this....ah ..... well He's a freaking blog hog. I mean come up for air dude!!!!! And don't get me started on his little pooch Worm!!!

DWS - Wow strong words for a member of your West Squad.

Capt - Ya well this guy can here someone pull the cord from 7 blocks away - reaches down - grabs you by the ankles and lobs ya under the wheels! If ther's a bus around he'll find it!! He needs to take a step back too. Seriously 4 weeks ago this guys was drooling and shakin over his first click and drag and now he's Blog Hog's - Ctrl/Alt/Shift!!!!

DWS - Well thanks for your candor as always. 

Capt - Ya ya anytime ...... WOW I missed that last time. JESUS WAS THAT A RACOON?!!!

Danny Wood-Shaft

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