a look back

SWEATY BACKS
I just recently had the opportunity to have a one on one phone interview with one of Western Canada's leading Sports personalities Steve Armitage.I had a few questions for him about the upcoming Ride Her Tray competion,the State of the tour, and this year's installment of solid ball strikers reigning from the Western region, better known as the A.A.O.S.B.S.
C.G.W. Hey Steve how are you?
S.A. Great Stan.
C.G.W.My name is Doug.
S.A.Sorry Bob.
C.G.W. How's the west looking this year?
S.A. WHEAT,SWEATY BACKS,RABBITS ON BEER BOTTLES,SWEAT PANTS,OFF SALES,DRUNK DRIVERS,DRESS SHIRTS AND BASEBALL CAPS,OIL,HUTTERITES,TIM HORTON'S,PICK UP TRUCKS,RIMBEY,LETHBRIDGE NORTH,STROKES ,WEAK AND RIGHT,COWBOY'S,WANNA BE COWBOY'S,SLOBBERING DRUNK,CAN'T REMEMBER,BARROOM GIRLFRIEND'S,IMPARED'S,FRIDAY NIGHT,TEENAGE PREGNANCIES,GAMBLING,WAINRIGHT,ICY ROADS,TO COLD TO GOLF,WHISKEY BREATH,DENIAL,UNWANTED PREGNANCIES,10 BUCKS OF GAS,ROAD TRIPS,ALCHOHOLIC FAMILY MEMBERS,WESTERN DAYS, THE STAMPEDE,KLONDIKE DAYS,A,BALL THREW A CLOWN'S MOUTH,HANGOVER'S,RYECOKE,LAST CALL,HOCKEY MOM'S,10 MONTH WINTER'S,CURLER'S,CRACK,CAMPING,FUNCTIONING ALCHOHOLIC'S.THE QUEEN'S DAY,PROGRESIVE CONSEVATIVE,LANNY MC DONALD,MOUSTACHE'S AND COWBOY HAT'S,RALPH THE DOG,SNOW BANK'S,STICK'S IN THE MIDDLE,LACOMBE,BIKE PATHS,DINOSAUERS,BIG SKY COUNTRY,BEEF DIPS,THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN'S,INDIAN'S,THEO FLEURY,OUTDOOR HOCKEY RINK'S,BRING UP,VOMIT,THE CALGARY TOWER,MIKE TOTH,SMOKER'S WITH NO SMOKE'S........
C.G.W. I tried to ask him a few more questions but he just kept rambling on I'll try to reach him at a later date.
Norwegian Golf Correspondent
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