a look back

THAT BACKSTABBIN SON ON A BITCH Just days away from a formal recommendation to be reviewed on by the governing board of the C.A.O.S.B.S.to have The Man Cub nominated for the captaincy of the A.A.O.S.B.S. The current Purple Blazer holder one Man Cub has rocked one of the sporting world's most enduring friendship Captain of the Q.A.O.S.B.S. Les shoe less,The ninja ,his course darkness,The Lord of the links Yagaleshik has received word that the Man Cub formerly known on tour as The Kid has called The Lords captaincy into question.Rumblings of a Puppet captaincy has rode the jet stream all the way east into the ears of one Captain Fantastic.”That backstabbin son of a bitch has the odacitty to question my Capacity as Captain of the Q.A.O.S.B.S.To think that I was about to name my daughters new goldfish Man Cub in honour of our enduring friendship.Ya sure maybe he would be the firt guy I would have chossen to sit down with and pound back a 40 pounder of our favorite malt liquor.But I'll tell you right now the only thing I feel like doing right now is going Chuck Norris all over that one time only major championship holders ass.”With this years edition of the ride her tray less than 100 days away this could set up one of the most compelling single matches the tour has ever witnessed LEADING GOLF CORRESPONDENT SHEITE MIDRORS.